$TRUMPLEEK

Running on a platform of tremendous soil, zero policy, and a wall around the salad bar. He has read no whitepaper — nobody reads the whitepaper, folks. Vote stalk. Vote loud.

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MAKE VEGETABLES GREAT AGAIN◆NO ROADMAP, ONLY ROOTS◆LEEK OF THE PEOPLE◆STALK MARKET OPEN◆ONE STALK, ONE VOICE◆

SECTION 02 / TRANSCRIPTS

THE DUMBEST THINGS EVER SAID

Verified quotes from the man himself. No edits, no context needed — the leek simply took notes and built a personality around them.

01

I know words. I have the best words.

RALLY IN HILTON HEAD, SC2015

02
“Nobody knew that health care could be so complicated.”
GOVERNORS MEETING2017
03
“I’m speaking with myself, number one, because I have a very good brain.”
MSNBC INTERVIEW2016
04
“Despite the constant negative press covfefe”
DELETED POST, 12:06 AM2017
05
“It’s freezing and snowing in New York — we need global warming!”
POSTED ONLINE2012
06
“Sorry losers and haters, but my I.Q. is one of the highest — and you all know it!”
POSTED ONLINE2013
07
“My fingers are long and beautiful, as, it has been well documented, are various other parts of my body.”
MAGAZINE INTERVIEW2011

TRUMPLEEK, a pixel-art leek in a black tactical suit and red tie

$TRUMPLEEK is an unaffiliated parody mascot. The quotes above are real and publicly reported; the vegetable is not.

SECTION 03 / CASE FILE

THE EVIDENCE

Declassified surveillance on the most investigated vegetable in history. Every exhibit is a fabrication. Obviously.

Grainy pixel art surveillance shot of the leek character raiding an office fridge at night — FRIDGE RAID, 02:14
Subject located in the staff pantry. Six leeks unaccounted for.

Pixel art of the leek character signing a huge stack of documents with an oversized crayon — SIGNED WITH A CRAYON
Executive order 4,201. Legibility disputed by three separate courts.

Pixel art paparazzi shot of the leek character stuck in a drive-thru window with a bucket of fried leeks — DRIVE-THRU INCIDENT
Wedged in the window for 40 minutes. Refused to drop the bucket.

Pixel art of the leek character in a black suit and red tie asleep in a leather chair while officials watch at a summit table — ASLEEP AT THE SUMMIT
Delegates waited. He later called it "strategic resting."

Pixel art security shot of the leek character driving a golf cart across a floodlit lawn — UNAUTHORIZED GOLF CART
Crossed the lawn at full speed. Sprinklers were on. He knew.

Pixel art of the leek character posting on his phone at night under a blanket — POSTING AT 03:00
Thirty-one posts in one hour. Twenty-nine were the word "LEEK".

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